A woman was walking down the street when she noticed a man under a light post looking for something. She walked over and asked if she could help him, and he replied, “Sure, I’ve lost my keys and can’t seem to find them; they’re bound to be here somewhere.”
They searched and searched for several minutes when finally the woman asked, “Where was the last place you remember having them?” The man responded, “Well, down that alleyway. I had to have had them to lock my office door.”
[Woman] “Have you looked between here and there?”
[Man] “No, not yet.”
[Woman] “How come? You seem quite sure they’re right around here?”
[Man] “Because this is where the light is.”